happy/merry Chrismukkah

As some of you know, and many of you don’t, I am a child of two worlds. Although I was raised Jewish, my father’s side of the family is Lutheran, so when December comes around, there is a whole lot of celebrating. Mind you I don’t “celebrate” Christmas in the traditional sense of the word, but I do celebrate it the way most people do, with gifts, and food, and family. Now if someone like me wants to send cards out to his family and friends they can do it one of two ways, they can buy “holiday” cards, non-denominational happy December season’s greetings, OR they can buy two sets of cards, one for Hannukkah, one for Christmas, and one for Grand High Climax for all your Satanist friends. This year I discovered a third option. Ladies and gentleman, the Chrismukkah card:

Now I know what your first though might be, well maybe your second thought, the one that comes after “blasphemous heathen!” Its “where is the ‘t’ in Christ?” Well its gone, you know why? Cause its a made up word, and I can do whatever the hell I want. (totally misspelled it by accident, liked it typographically, and kept it) So to all my friends, colleagues, and readers celebrating this year, happy/merry Chrismukkah, and if you don’t celebrate these holidays, you might want to pretend to cause I hear you get presents.